Monday, July 2, 2007

Oliver Stone and the Terrorists

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Apparently Oliver Stone wanted to make a movie about Terrorist Sympathiser/Castro wannabe Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. No doubt he wanted to show the world how this courageous man has led his people in a daring fight against the Evil Imperialist Empire of America. It would have been a beautiful saga of his sad childhood, and his fight to survive in the mean streets, along with his eventual rise to the governorship of the very same Tehran where he used to beg in the streets to make money so he could buy food for his ailing mother. And now he uses those street smarts and that uncanny intellect to show the world that Iran will not be a puppet of the EIEofA like the Isrealis, no matter how many Iraqi children he has to blow apart. *sniff* it's beautiful. What a surprise that a liberal Hollywood schmuk would think that this enemy of America is excellent fodder to make a movie about.



(By the way I made most of that up, he was born in Tehran and managed to run that city until being elected to run Iran, but other than that it was all "Dramatic License" as ol' Ollie would say.)



Here's the kicker!! Ahmadinejad turns him down! "We have already seen his documentaries - even though Stone is considered a member of the opposition group in the US, it is still part of the Great Satan," he said. (quote from original post) And the reason? "We believe American cinema is void of real art and culture and largely used as a mouthpiece,". At this point I'm about to blow a gasket! OH CRAP! I AGREE WITH AHMEDINEJAD! It is a mouthpiece for liberal lunacy, and apparently me and moudie are the ones who have noticed it. (He must have seen the preview for "Bareback Mountain" too). Well maybe he's not a total schmuk. Still, anyone who advocates wiping Irael off the face of the earth, probably shouldn't be allowed to have the tools to actually do that. That's sort of like your mom not letting you have a flame-thrower in the house, no good came come of it.

In all seriousness, though, the only reason we are allowed to continue is because we are friends of Israel, the minute we turn our backs on God's chosen people, au revoir, hasta la bye-bye. N'avec pas Mon Dieu la toute c'est perdu.

2 comments:

Tia Lynn said...

Uh oh, you're not a Christian Zionist are you?!? DUN DUN DUN!

gordo said...

No :) I am not a Christian Zionist to be hoinest with you I'm not even familiar with that term. I do believe that the nation of Israel are Gods chosen people. Unfortunately ten of the twelve tribes are "missing". (YOU TOO COULD BE JEWISH!) We'll know in the end; but I figure we KNOW that the Isrealis are Hebrew and since they are God's chosen people. I'm with them.