Original Article Here
Apparently Famine in Kenya is not all due to war and the evils of western Civilization.....or is it?
Apparently the "mother nature idiots" are being outsourced to the third world to cause problems over there.
According to the above article. A village in Kenya has had to have famine goods shipped in to feed them because they have been overrun with "vervet monkeys". These monkeys apparently come in and destroy the crops and have even killed livestock.
Here's the kicker "The town has been warned by the Kenya Wildlife Service not to harm or kill any of the monkeys, as it is a criminal offence"...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THEY'RE M-O-N-K-E-Y-S!!! Human beings are starving to death because they are not allowed to hurt the monkeys! So instead we ship more food into the village, which the monkeys promptly destroy.
I have a solution to the problem......SHOOT THEM! THEY'RE A BUNCH OF DAMN MONKEYS!
In fact, for $5,000 (plus expenses) I will go shoot them myself, it sounds like fun.
"OPEN LETTER TO THE GOVERNMENT OF KENYA"
To Whom it may concern:
For $5,000.00 in American currency (half up front, half on completion) plus expenses, I will be more than happy to utilize my skill with a firearm to personally mitigate the current monkey crisis, provided no questions are asked. You may reach at [deleted]. I eagerly await your reply.
The Dude
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2 comments:
Isn't their a way to keep them out of the villages with out killing them? I mean if it comes right down to it, monkeys or human beings, ofcourse the monkeys gotta go. But is their only option killing them?
On the other hand, we would be killing our ancestors. That could be you're third cousin twice removed that's raiding the villiage. :) Poor dumb bastards.
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