Sunday, June 17, 2007

I have discovered the truth!


April 13, 2007
Wishful Theorists
So they're going to dig up Harry Houdini. They want to see if he was poisoned by a powerful league of spiritualists for exposing their phony seances. The doctor who'll examine the remains also exhumed Jesse James's coffin a few years ago -- to see if the outlaw outwitted authorities by having another man buried in his place.
People love a good conspiracy theory, which may be one of the reasons that actor Charlie Sheen is going to narrate a documentary about how the World Trade Towers were brought down by the U.S. government. About the same time, Rosie O'Donnell added her credibility to the project.
It was an interesting coincidence that their announcements hit the news just as the military released Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's confession regarding his role in planning the 9/11 attacks -- and a lot more. Of course, we didn't really need his confession, because his career has been so well documented.
But sure enough, the terrorist's admissions instantly drew sneers, and not just from the tin-foil hat crowd. Well-placed people acted like Mohammed's smug confessions meant nothing.
A lot of people have at least a little in common with Sheen and O'Donnell. They just don't like to think about how much our enemies actually hate us. It's easier to escape down a rabbit hole to a land where our own government is tricking us into thinking the world is a dangerous place.
This would be the same government that can't even keep our most secret surveillance programs out of the newspapers.
And by the way, in Jesse James's coffin -- Jesse James.

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posted by Fred Dalton Thompson on 4/13/2007 2:30:49 PM


I have uncovered the truth and it will shock you.....9/11 was actually planned and carried out by militant muslims, bent on destroying "the great satan" and allied with Al Qaeda. It was planned and carried out under the guidance of Osama Bin Laden, and completely without the Bush White House having any knowledge of it before hand. I know! I know! it sounds crazy, but it's true!! But wait there's more. Saudi Arabia offered Bin Laden to president Clinton on a silver platter back in the nineties, but he refused because he wasn't a threat(?!). But it doesn't stop there! no! In spite of the US Economy taking a direct hit from 4 fully loaded Boeing 747's, the reckless "Bush Tax Cuts" have created the strongest, most stable economy in US History. (An economy that Clinton nearly ruined, by the way). I know this all seems crazy, but if you look closely, the facts will bear it out.


Do you really think this woman has a clue how to run anything? I'm not a big fan of overmedicating, but somebody needs to get her something for the chemical imbalance!

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