Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Mathematical Proof that Women are Evil

GIVEN: Women = Time x Money
GIVEN: Time IS Money
GIVEN: Money is the root of all evil.

IF W= women
T= time
M= money
E= evil

THEN: W = T x M OR W=T(M)
since IF a=b then b=a AND Time IS Money

THEN: W=M2 (Squared)
Since Money is the root of all evil OR M=sqrt(E)

THEN W=(sqrt(E))2 (squareroot of E squared)

OR W=E

THEREFORE Women = Evil.....

INCONTROVERTIBLE MATHEMATICAL PROOF!!!!!!!

Thank You

3 comments:

Tia Lynn said...

That just made my head hurt because I am so unbelievably bad at math, even fictional sexist math from a canadian!

Unknown said...

Being Canadian has nothing to do with it. That proof has been around for some time. Buddy there just relayed it for you. I thought it was funny the first tme I read it, and I still think it's funny. Calm down, Tia, don't worry, it's just a joke.

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